Score: 10

"Sweet click adventure game."

submission: The Visitor

date: October 14, 2007

I usually find these games boring but this was rather great. The graphics and violence were beyond what I expected and I got the 3 endings even though one was rather cheap. As others have said, you should make this longer and I found myself playing a couple of additional times for one reason only. HOW do you kill the dog? Or is he there for just props?

In any event, great game and hope to see a sequel of some sorts.

Score: 8

"She likes me (82)"

submission: Falling in Love

date: February 14, 2007

This was an original simple game and great for today's theme. I really liked it man. Like the people said before the controls get a little frustrating at first but once you get used to them its smooth sailing from there. I suppose 90+ hearts makes her love you? I'm not so sure.

Good game.

Score: 9

"Haha You fail at archaeology!"

submission: BadGuys2:AppeasingTheGods

date: January 15, 2007

This submission is bookmarked and has been for quite some time. I liked the first one but this one totally takes the cake. Call me crazy but I can recite every line of this flash on command.

From an authors standpoint that should be a compliment. I have embraced the Ancient Aztec God of BITCH SMACKING! and everyone else should too. Oh and bring some giant carrots with you.

Score: 10

"Keep the fuck shutup, asshole!"

submission: BadGuys

date: December 12, 2006

I love this series so much and my favorite has to be appeasing the gods. The reason this series is so funny is because of its randomness, vulgarity, and intentional grammar screw ups!

Score: 9

"Ahahahahaha!"

submission: Chinese Water Torture

date: November 1, 2005

Anybody who has minimal computer experience should never fall for this more than 5 seconds. In a flash the first thing i look for is it's file size to gauge about how long the movie might be. Seeing that is almost 3KB this tells me that its gonna be a short film of the equivalent of "B" or that its a small loop.
Secondly, the damn right click menu was altered which usually has a play function if you get stuck.
This joke is brilliant...i love it...and anybody who fell for it deserves every torturing second of it LOL!!

Score: 9

"AHAHAHAH"

submission: The Bill Cosby Fun Game

date: February 21, 2005

That was pointless....but I loved it!! Bill Cosby and pudding will never die.
Was that one of the Olsen twins as a kid driving that motorcycle with the monkies? Just curious.

A tip to all of those people out there. To make this game easier. Keep going in and out of the cave until the girl comes walking by. She seems to give the most money. The guy coming down the sidewalk gives the most pudding and the guy crossing the street just seems to break my damn camera all the time.

If you just wind up killing the girl all the time you should be fine. Good game man!

Score: 9

"Really hard!"

submission: Alien Hominid

date: November 16, 2004

I got up to the tank thats as far as i can get. Pretty good game tho. Hope sales do great 4 you in the console version.

Score: 7

"THIS IS SICK!@!"

submission: The Last Two Men on Earth

date: November 6, 2004

•._.•´¯`•._.•´¯`•..•´¯`•._.•´¯`•._.•This is just completely sick and disgusting and gay!!! Great job! lol I'm sure this will stir up some controversy on NG. Neways Kudos from me!•._.•´¯`•._.•´¯`•..•´¯`•._.•´¯`•._.•

Score: 10

"BEST NEWGROUNDS SUBMISSION FOR MARIO!!!"

submission: A Super Mario Story I

date: November 3, 2004

Dude this is the shit! I use to think other submissions were good but this one topped them all. I'm always a sucker for LOZ and SMB. You better make a sequel or.....or well um....then we'll just assume the pipe was an endless pitfall....yea...

Score: 10

"This game rulz!"

submission: All Hallow's Eve

date: October 31, 2004

I have a hard time finding games I enjoy but this is one of them. The weapons were awesome and the last stage i needed just about every defense necessary lol. Didn't harm my boards or initial 500 but still man you deserve props on this game. I usually say "this is (??) minutes of my life I'll never get back" but this was my time well spent. Hopefully you come up with a sequel. ;)